“Ultimately, the main reasons why I will be chubby for life are (1) I have virtually no hobbies except dieting. I can’t speak any non-English languages, knit, ski, scrapbook, or cook. I have no pets. I don’t know how to do drugs. I lost my passport three years ago when I moved into my house and never got it renewed. Video games scare me because they all seem to simulate situations I’d hate to be in, like war or stealing cars. So if I ever lost weight I would also lose my only hobby; (2) I have no discipline; I’m like if Private Benjamin had never toughened up but, in fact, got worse; (3) Guys I’ve dated have been into me the way I am; and (4) I’m pretty happy with the way I look, so long as I don’t break a beach chair.” - Mindy Kaling
(via amypond)Source: mindythings
To whom it may concern,
I’m having a small get together at mansions around the US. I’m going to play the album live with my friends in the living room. I can’t invite everyone, so leave your name, email, phone and zip after the jump. The few people I can invite will be notified by phone so we can let you know the address.
Leave me that info here.
Thanks. See you there.-childish